2011 Legacy: The Green Lantern Suit
Why the CGI mask? For a movie that proved that even Ryan Reynolds’ charisma can’t save a superhero suit made of animated lettuce. Part of… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Green Lantern Suit
2011 Archive: The Paper
I’m “writing” the new rules. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Vintage: The Scorpions (Farewell?)
Why the “Sting in the Tail”? For the band announcing their retirement in 2010… and then deciding to keep going for another 15 years. Part… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Scorpions (Farewell?)
2010 Legacy: Outstanding Lead Actress (Drama)
Why Kyra Sedgwick? Because nobody gets the truth out of people more effectively while eating that much candy. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes:… Read More »2010 Legacy: Outstanding Lead Actress (Drama)
2010 Vintage: The “Mine” Taylor Swift
She’s singing about a guy she met by the water. Taylor is officially the CEO of “Relatable Love Stories.” Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2010 Vintage: The “Mine” Taylor Swift
2007 Archive: The Grape
I’m “whining” about the price. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Vintage: The Google Street View Launch
Why were politicians closing their curtains? Because for the first time, anyone could “visit” their mansions from their desktop, proving that “transparency” is only fun… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Google Street View Launch
2006 Vintage: The Split Personality
“Doctor, I think I’m two different people.” “Okay, but keep it down, the waiting room only has one chair left.” Part of the 68 Doctor… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Split Personality
2005 Legacy: The White Stripes – “My Doorbell”
Why was the skeleton ringing the bell? Because Jack White told him to “tell me that you’re coming over,” and he brought his own drums.… Read More »2005 Legacy: The White Stripes – “My Doorbell”
2005 Legacy: The 2005 Final Vibe
Why was it the “Year of the Grind”? Because the excitement of the “Invasion” was gone, and all that was left was a long, dusty… Read More »2005 Legacy: The 2005 Final Vibe