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2006 Vintage: The Split Personality

“Doctor, I think I’m two different people.” “Okay, but keep it down, the waiting room only has one chair left.”

Part of the 68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Hotmail_Checker07/08/2007 10:24Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
@Finding_Nemo_Dory11/07/1998 04:01Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
@Celebrity_DM01/21/2010 12:07Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
@Heathers_Winona07/10/1999 22:56Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
@Success_Kid_Win11/23/2013 05:28Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.

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