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2005 Legacy: The 2005 Final Vibe

Why was it the “Year of the Grind”? Because the excitement of the “Invasion” was gone, and all that was left was a long, dusty road full of holes and hidden wires.

Part of the 32 Military Jokes: The 2005 “MRAP Mania & Urban Grind” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@PalmPilot_Pro08/26/2001 01:14Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@Net_Neutral_9506/06/2003 18:09This is why we need the internet.
@DragonBall_Z_G08/06/2001 03:38His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
@Borat_Very_Nice01/29/2009 05:46Very nice! Great success!
@Captain_Obvious07/21/2005 08:59This is a comment on a funny joke.
@Me_Gusta_Face12/09/2005 00:36Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
@No_Way_Jose12/14/2001 06:23No way! That’s too much!

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