I’m “whining” about the price.
Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
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Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
Tapping my way to a good mood.