2022 Classic: The USB-C iPhone Mandate
Why was the EU the IT guy’s hero? Because they finally told Apple that “Lightning” shouldn’t strike twice (or for 10 years straight). Part of… Read More »2022 Classic: The USB-C iPhone Mandate
2021 Classic: The Halsey “If I Can’t Have Love, I Want Power”
Why Trent Reznor? For the pop star going industrial and dark, creating a cinematic album about motherhood and horror. Part of the 42 Musician &… Read More »2021 Classic: The Halsey “If I Can’t Have Love, I Want Power”
2020 Vintage: The Soul Existentialism
Why were kids confused? Because Pixar made a movie about a jazz teacher who dies and enters a metaphysical plane of existence, leaving every 7-year-old… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Soul Existentialism
2020 Vintage: The “Willow” Taylor
More woods, more magic, more cardigans. Evermore is the winter sequel we all needed. Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The 2020 Great Pause archive. Historically Verified
2020 Vintage: The Fall Guys Bean
One, but they keep getting bumped by other people and falling off the ladder into the slime. Part of the 56 Light Bulb Jokes: 2020… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Fall Guys Bean
2020 Classic: The “Watermelon Sugar” High
Harry Styles is eating fruit on a beach. 2010 was “Styles,” 2020 is “Icon.” Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The 2020 Great Pause archive.… Read More »2020 Classic: The “Watermelon Sugar” High
2019 Legacy: The Two Popes
Why the pizza? For proving that the Catholic Church is just two hours of Anthony Hopkins and Jonathan Pryce having a very polite theological debate… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Two Popes
2018 Legacy: The Presidential Sweep
Why did Donald Trump win Worst Actor? Because the Razzies decided that his appearances in the documentaries Death of a Nation and Fahrenheit 11/9 were the most “unintentionally dramatic”… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Presidential Sweep
2017 Classic: The “Stable Genius” Self-Proclamation
Why did he say it? To remind the world that even if the “Genius” was debatable, the “Stable” part was definitely… something people were talking… Read More »2017 Classic: The “Stable Genius” Self-Proclamation
2017 Vintage: The Shape of Water
A guy walks in with a creature from a swamp. The bartender says, “No pets.” The guy says, “It’s okay, we’re in a deep, romantic… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Shape of Water