2003 Archive: The Pharmacy Wait
I’ve been here so long the ‘New’ drug is now being sold as ‘Classic’. Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare &… Read More »2003 Archive: The Pharmacy Wait
2003 Vintage: The “Aero” Look
Why was everything silver and translucent? Because in 2003, if a gadget didn’t look like it belonged on a spaceship, it wasn’t a real Christmas… Read More »2003 Vintage: The “Aero” Look
2003 Vintage: The End of the “Baghdad Bob” Era
Why did we miss him? Because at least his lies were entertaining, unlike the press conferences that followed. Part of the 31 Politicians Jokes: The… Read More »2003 Vintage: The End of the “Baghdad Bob” Era
2002 Vintage: The Ryder Cup 2002
Why was Europe celebrating? Because Paul McGinley jumped in a lake, and the Americans realized that home-field advantage is real. Part of the 52 Sports… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Ryder Cup 2002
2000 Archive: The Bakery
Why did the baker go to the bank? He “kneaded” some dough. Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive archive. Historically… Read More »2000 Archive: The Bakery
2000 Archive: The Nutty Professor II
The Klumps: Why Eddie Murphy? For playing eight characters at once, proving that in 2000, his only competition for “Best Supporting Actor” was himself. Part… Read More »2000 Archive: The Nutty Professor II
2000 Legacy: The “New Millennium”
Why was the toast so long? Because Grandpa had to explain that “technically” the millennium didn’t start until 2001, but he was drinking 2000’s wine… Read More »2000 Legacy: The “New Millennium”
1999 Classic: The “Legacy” Construction
Why was Bill obsessed with his library? Because he wanted to make sure the 1990s were remembered for the “Boom” and not the “Boomer” behavior.… Read More »1999 Classic: The “Legacy” Construction
1999 Legacy: TiVo
Why did Dad stop complaining about commercials? Because he got a “Digital Video Recorder” that allowed him to pause live TV—a miracle more impressive than… Read More »1999 Legacy: TiVo
1999 Legacy: The Millennium Bug (Y2K)
Why were athletes worried? Because they thought their career stats might reset to zero at midnight. Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 1999 “Triple… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Millennium Bug (Y2K)