Why were athletes worried? Because they thought their career stats might reset to zero at midnight.
Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 1999 “Triple Crowns & Millennium Fever” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Gym Membership
Paying monthly for a place you only visit in your dreams.I’ve bee...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Tush Push" Ban?
Why was the play finally gone? Because the NFL decided that "lega...read more »
51 Sports Jokes: The 2011 “Mavs’ Revenge & The Aguero Moment” Edition
In 2011, the sports world was about pure drama and the fall of "S...read more »
2025 Classic: The Ryder Cup Captaincy
Why was Tiger Woods saying "No"? Because he realized that being a...read more »
53 Sports Jokes: The 2007 “Almost Perfect & The Iceman” Edition
In 2007, sport was a thriller with an unfinished ending. The New ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Olympic "Hangover" in Paris
Why was the city so empty? Because after 2024, the Parisians real...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Maria Sharapova "Hall of Fame"
Why was the podium so tall? Because the queen of the 2000s was in...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2006 “Heads & Hoops” Edition
In 2006, sports were filled with drama, unexpected farewells, and...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2021 “Summer of Sport & The Great Messi Migration” Edition
In 2021, the sports calendar was so crowded we actually saw "2020...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 New Year's Eve
Why were we looking at 2026? Because the World Cup is in North Am...read more »
😜 More from category: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Kylian Mbappé "Madrid" Second Year
Why was he finally comfortable? Because he stopped looking for th...read more »
2025 Archive: The Cristiano Ronaldo "1,000 Goal" Quest
Why was he still playing in the desert? Because he won't stop unt...read more »
The Chess Athlete
Mental gymnastics at its most intense.My dad says chess is a spor...read more »
2025 Classic: The World Cup 2026 Countdown
Why were the stadiums in the US already changing their grass? Bec...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
Slaying these jokes one by one.
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.