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1999 Legacy: The Millennium Bug (Y2K)

Why were athletes worried? Because they thought their career stats might reset to zero at midnight.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 1999 “Triple Crowns & Millennium Fever” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Cast_Away_Wilson09/25/2003 23:02WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
@Buffy_Summers_9703/13/1997 20:45Slaying these jokes one by one.
@Hansel_So_Hot01/30/2007 21:44That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
@Dodgeball_Pat09/14/2002 07:15If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
@Double_Rainbow_G10/28/2009 20:59What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
@Grinds_My_Gears07/22/2000 11:03You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
@Forever_Alone_X08/10/2009 16:34At least I have my jokes to keep me company.

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