Why was the toast so long? Because Grandpa had to explain that “technically” the millennium didn’t start until 2001, but he was drinking 2000’s wine anyway.
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🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The "Bio-Metric" Seating
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2025 Classic: The "Sentient" Fridge
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37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1998 “Furby & Fruity iMac” Edition
In 1998, Thanksgiving was a neon-colored fever dream. We were bus...read more »
2024 Classic: The "JoJo Siwa Rebrand"
Why was the niece wearing black glitter and acting "dark"? Becaus...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Drumsticks” Edition
In 1995, Thanksgiving was a battlefield between the analog past a...read more »
2009 Joke: A Family Was Sitting
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2025 Classic: The "Everything is Subscription" Era
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2020 Joke: A Turkey Was Running
A turkey was running through the farm on Thanksgiving morning yel...read more »
2023 Vintage: Starfield
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38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2022 “Corn Kid & Twitter Blue” Edition
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2024 Legacy: Sabrina Carpenter’s "Espresso"
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2024 Classic: The "Underconsumption Core" Trend
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2009 Joke: A Little Boy Asked
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1997 Joke: During Thanksgiving Dinner The
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