“Steady as a surgeon’s.” “Is that because of the new ergonomic scalpel?” “No, I just finally quit drinking ‘Four Loko’.”
Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Specialist
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2025 Classic: The Dentist
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61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & HealthKit” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Anesthesia
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"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition
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2025 Vintage: The AI-Skin
"Your skin is perfect." "Thanks, it’s a 'Real-Life Filter' I boug...read more »
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He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »
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62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover” Edition
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The Invisible Patient
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
I am adding this to my links page right now.
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
... (Laughter in silence).
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
Equality for all jokes!