She said “Hello from the other side,” and 300 million people realized they haven’t called their grandmother in three years.
Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2015 Reality Glitch archive. Historically Verified
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I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
Still digging for more humor!
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.