2009 Classic: The Fantastic Mr. Fox
One, and he does it with a “Click-Click” whistle sound. Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2009 – The Blue Avatar Glow archive. Historically… Read More »2009 Classic: The Fantastic Mr. Fox
2009 Archive: The Modern Family Buzz
Why was everyone talking about it? Because it had just premiered and was already making every other sitcom on the ballot look like it was… Read More »2009 Archive: The Modern Family Buzz
2009 Archive: The King’s Speech (Hype)
Why was Grandpa talking so slowly? He wasn’t struggling; he was just practicing his “Royal Oratory” for the toast. Part of the 32 Christmas Jokes:… Read More »2009 Archive: The King’s Speech (Hype)
2008 Archive: The Little Ant
What do you call an ant that’s a doctor? An “ant-i-dote.” Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 “Superpower” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2008 Archive: The Anesthesia
“I’m going to put you to sleep.” “Can you leave me under until the Dow Jones hits 12,000 again?” Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2008 Archive: The Anesthesia
2008 Archive: The Jägerbomb
Still the preferred drink of people who want to forget their bank account balance. Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis &… Read More »2008 Archive: The Jägerbomb
2008 Archive: The Surgeon’s Hands 2
“Steady as a surgeon’s.” “Even with the caffeine?” “I can’t afford caffeine. This is just pure adrenaline.” Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008… Read More »2008 Archive: The Surgeon’s Hands 2
2007 Vintage: The Skype 3.0
Why did the call sound like a robot? Because “High Quality Video” in 2007 required more bandwidth than the entire building possessed. Part of the… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Skype 3.0
2006 Legacy: The Death of Zarqawi
Why was the 500lb bomb the best “Notification” of 2006? Because after years of searching, the Air Force finally deleted the leader of Al-Qaeda in… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Death of Zarqawi
2006 Classic: The Federer-Nadal Rivalry
Why did the tennis tour have two different kings? Because Roger Federer won every tournament on every surface, right up until he saw Rafael Nadal… Read More »2006 Classic: The Federer-Nadal Rivalry