1998 Archive: Aretha Franklin’s Save
Why was she the MVP? Because Luciano Pavarotti got sick, and Aretha stepped in at the last minute to sing “Nessun Dorma” better than most… Read More »1998 Archive: Aretha Franklin’s Save
1998 Archive: Best Pop Vocal Album
Why did Hourglass by James Taylor win? Because the Grammys will always find a way to give James Taylor a trophy, even if the year… Read More »1998 Archive: Best Pop Vocal Album
1997 Archive: The Birdhouse
She critiqued the birdhouse I built. Apparently, the “blue jays prefer a more colonial style.” Part of the 68 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic &… Read More »1997 Archive: The Birdhouse
1997 Legacy: The Exercise
She bought an Ab Roller. It’s currently being used as a very expensive doorstop. Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi”… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Exercise
1996 Legacy: The Macarena Defense
Why do judges hate “The Macarena”? Because it’s the only time lawyers wave their hands around without charging $300 an hour. Part of the 48… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Macarena Defense
1996 Archive: The Brewery Tour
A guy goes on a brewery tour and falls into a vat of beer. He says, “It wasn’t all bad, I got out three times… Read More »1996 Archive: The Brewery Tour
1995 Legacy: Worst Picture
Why Showgirls? Because it’s the only movie that managed to make Las Vegas look like a boring place to visit. Part of the 34 Razzie… Read More »1995 Legacy: Worst Picture
1995 Vintage: The Million Man March
Why was D.C. so crowded in October? Because while politicians were arguing in the Capitol, a million men showed up on the National Mall to… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Million Man March
1995 Legacy: The While You Were Sleeping Charm
Why Sandra Bullock? For becoming America’s Sweetheart by essentially committing identity theft on a man in a coma. Part of the 34 Hollywood & Acting… Read More »1995 Legacy: The While You Were Sleeping Charm