Why was D.C. so crowded in October? Because while politicians were arguing in the Capitol, a million men showed up on the National Mall to prove that leadership starts at home, not in a subcommittee.
Part of the 31 Politicians Jokes: The 1995 “Saxophones & Software” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
Alrighty then! Super funny.
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.