1996 Legacy: The Macarena Defense

Why do judges hate “The Macarena”? Because it’s the only time lawyers wave their hands around without charging $300 an hour.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means.Why did ...read more »

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Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »

@Doom_Marines05/23/1998 11:09Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!

@Tech_Support_Guy04/06/1998 17:13Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?

@Friday_Rebecca08/11/1995 16:09Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

@Y_U_NO_Laugh08/02/2013 22:09Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?

@Xanga_Skin_Maker06/08/2014 08:59This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.

@Smosh_Old_School03/01/2003 23:47Back when the internet was simple and funny.