2006 Classic: The Federer-Nadal Rivalry
Why did the tennis tour have two different kings? Because Roger Federer won every tournament on every surface, right up until he saw Rafael Nadal… Read More »2006 Classic: The Federer-Nadal Rivalry
2005 Archive: Best Rock Album
Why American Idiot? Because Green Day proved that “Punk” isn’t dead; it just moved to Broadway. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 2005 “Genius… Read More »2005 Archive: Best Rock Album
2005 Classic: The Final Word
Why did the lawyer cross the road? To bill the chicken for “pedestrian safety and crossing-efficiency consulting.” Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2005… Read More »2005 Classic: The Final Word
2005 Archive: The Divorce Settlement
Why did the lawyer get the Netflix account? Because he proved he was the only one who actually understood the “one-disc-at-a-time” policy. Part of the… Read More »2005 Archive: The Divorce Settlement
2005 Legacy: The Hospital Bed
“It’s adjustable!” “Can it adjust the bill?” “No.” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & Grey’s Anatomy” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2005 Classic: The Carrot
I’m “rooting” for the underdog video. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Legacy: The Laptop Widescreen
Why was the salesman so proud? His new laptop was “Widescreen,” which meant he could see two more columns of Excel before scrolling. Part of… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Laptop Widescreen
2004 Classic: Friends Finale
Why did all of America cry in May 2004? Because after 10 years, we found out Rachel got off the plane, and we were left… Read More »2004 Classic: Friends Finale
2003 Archive: The Root
I’m “grounded” in reality. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Vintage: Jennifer Lopez’s Year
Why was she nominated for Enough and Maid in Manhattan? Because the Razzies felt that 2002 was the year J-Lo decided to test exactly how many clichés an… Read More »2002 Vintage: Jennifer Lopez’s Year