2005 Classic: The Carrot

I’m “rooting” for the underdog video.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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@Java_Applet_User01/12/2005 14:10This joke is more portable than a Java app!

@Titanic_Jack09/08/2000 05:33I am the king of the world... of laughing!

@Firewall_Wizard09/17/1999 00:04Letting this joke through the port.

@Ancient_Aliens_G03/09/2015 18:24I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.

@Infoseek_Explorer04/04/2007 20:59Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.

@Protoss_Pylon08/29/2006 04:32You must construct additional laughs!

@Fred_Channel_0610/21/2001 05:35HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!

@Not_Bad_Obama06/15/1999 09:39Not bad. Not bad at all.