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2005 Legacy: The Hospital Bed

“It’s adjustable!” “Can it adjust the bill?” “No.”

Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & Grey’s Anatomy” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Home_Alone_Kevin04/05/2009 17:49Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Winamp_Skin_Maker04/23/2004 21:56Llama approved! This joke really whips!
@Dark_Knight_Joker04/13/1999 01:19Why so serious? Read this joke!
@Mr_Blonde_Dance11/28/2005 22:54Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Pretty_In_Pink02/26/2001 19:46Classic 80s humor. Love it.
@Ring_Member_9809/06/1997 22:27Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.

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