What do you call a dog that’s a genius? A “smart-ie” spaniel.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 "Barbenheimer" Edition
In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
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51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
Q: Why did the man get...
Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: H...read more »
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