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2006 Classic: The Federer-Nadal Rivalry

Why did the tennis tour have two different kings? Because Roger Federer won every tournament on every surface, right up until he saw Rafael Nadal on the other side of a clay court.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2006 “Heads & Hoops” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Linux_Kernel_0.105/20/2002 16:54Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
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@Nsync_Justin12/24/2001 12:59Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
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