“For the guy who doesn’t care about Twitter.”
Part of the 75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The "Just One Drink"
The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »
78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition
In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Retro-Human
A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »
The Piano Player
A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Ending
"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »
The Sandwich Ban
When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »
69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition
In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Apple Vision Pro
A guy walks into a bar wearing a giant headset. He keeps waving ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Music
The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »
2025 Classic: The Lab-Grown Lager
"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »
30 Bar Jokes: The 2025 “Reality Is Premium” Edition
In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition
In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am adding this to my links page right now.
DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
The highest note of humor!
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
What a feeling! (Being funny).
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
The best thing since version 1.0!