2008 Archive: The Anesthesia

“I’m going to put you to sleep.” “Can you leave me under until the Dow Jones hits 12,000 again?”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

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Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

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"I'm on the 'Data-Sync Diet'. I only eat what my AI says my gut b...read more »

I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »

He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »

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A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »

In 2024, medical humor reached a state of "Spatial Absurdity." If...read more »

He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »

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Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

@WinAmp_Shaker01/31/2009 15:08It really whips the llama's ass!

@Offspring_Guy08/01/2010 09:45The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.

@Dirty_Dancing_F03/20/2006 15:38Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.

@Wayne_World_Ex02/06/2011 22:49Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!

@Neopets_Trader09/24/2008 02:37Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

@LonelyGirl15_F04/05/2004 21:41Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!