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2006 Legacy: The Death of Zarqawi

Why was the 500lb bomb the best “Notification” of 2006? Because after years of searching, the Air Force finally deleted the leader of Al-Qaeda in Iraq with the ultimate “Unsubscribe” button.

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2006 “Counterinsurgency & Concrete Walls” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebSurfer_X08/22/2005 02:23Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@DVD_Rom_King05/15/2005 04:42More capacity for humor on this site!
@Neo_The_One06/20/2005 10:18I know kung-fu... and this joke!
@Ruby_Rhod_Green02/04/2006 03:39Super green! Hilarious!
@Nice_Guy_Eddie10/19/2007 16:07Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
@Nirvana_Teen05/07/2008 03:15Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
@ODP_Editor_9911/18/2007 13:16Approved for the Open Directory Project!
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