2002 Archive: The Robin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the kitchen for some popcorn! Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2002 Archive: The Robin
2002 Archive: The “Force Protection Condition” (FPCON)
Why was it always “Delta”? To ensure that everyone was as stressed as possible while checking IDs at the gate for 12 hours straight. Part… Read More »2002 Archive: The “Force Protection Condition” (FPCON)
2002 Classic: The Comma
I’m a jogger. I’m just “pausing.” Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Legacy: The Low-Rise Denim Crisis
Jeans have officially dropped so low this year that “sitting down” has become a high-stakes social gamble. Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Low-Rise Denim Crisis
2001 Archive: The Ghosts of Mars
Why did John Carpenter make the list? Because fighting ghosts on Mars looked like leftovers from a heavy metal music video set in the 80s.… Read More »2001 Archive: The Ghosts of Mars
2001 Vintage: The Sangria
A guy orders a pitcher and says, “It’s like a party in a bowl.” Part of the 74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Sangria
2001 Legacy: The Windows XP Marriage
Why is a new marriage like Windows XP? It looks beautiful and sunny at the start (like the wallpaper), but eventually, you’re going to hit… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Windows XP Marriage
2001 Legacy: The Daft Punk Discovery
Why was everyone wearing silver jackets? Because Daft Punk made being a robot at the airport the most stylish thing on Earth. Part of the… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Daft Punk Discovery
2001 Legacy: The Ken
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? Part of the 39 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2001 Odyssey… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Ken
2001 Vintage: The “Patriot Act” Logistics
Why was the military-industrial complex happy? Because “Security” became the new “Defense,” and suddenly every airport needed technology that was previously reserved for Area 51.… Read More »2001 Vintage: The “Patriot Act” Logistics