2010 Classic: Iron Man 2
Why was Scarlett Johansson’s Black Widow the real star? Because in 2010, she proved that you can take down an entire security team in a… Read More »2010 Classic: Iron Man 2
2010 Legacy: The Tablet
Why did the blonde try to write on her monitor with a pencil? She heard “tablet PCs” were the new thing. Part of the 51… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Tablet
2008 Archive: The LimeWire Office Desktop Meltdown
The church intern accidentally freezing the main office computer with a catastrophic digital virus while trying to find a legal download of a popular contemporary… Read More »2008 Archive: The LimeWire Office Desktop Meltdown
2007 Archive: The “Evan Almighty” Budget
Why was it hit? For spending $175 million on a flood movie that was mostly just Steve Carell growing a beard. Part of the 39… Read More »2007 Archive: The “Evan Almighty” Budget
2006 Vintage: The Melon
I’m “one” in a million users. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Legacy: The System of a Down “Mezmerize/Hypnotize”
Why the double whammy? For the band that released two #1 albums in one year, proving that political metal and “B.Y.O.B.” were a chaotic necessity.… Read More »2005 Legacy: The System of a Down “Mezmerize/Hypnotize”
2003 Vintage: The Church Van Tape Farewell
The youth group driver officially retiring the worn-out cassette tape adapter and celebrating the arrival of a dashboard CD player that skips for three seconds… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Church Van Tape Farewell
2003 Vintage: MySpace (Launch)
How did the 1996 monsters make friends? They didn’t—they were all too busy trying to figure out who to put in their “Top 8” and… Read More »2003 Vintage: MySpace (Launch)
2002 Classic: The Comma
I’m a jogger. I’m just “pausing.” Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Legacy: The Low-Rise Denim Crisis
Jeans have officially dropped so low this year that “sitting down” has become a high-stakes social gamble. Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Low-Rise Denim Crisis