Why was the military-industrial complex happy? Because “Security” became the new “Defense,” and suddenly every airport needed technology that was previously reserved for Area 51.… Read More »2001 Vintage: The “Patriot Act” Logistics
The loud “swish-swish” noise that filled the quiet exam room because three kids wore silver nylon jackets to school. Part of the 41 School &… Read More »2000 Classic: The Metallic Windbreaker Sound
I’m a garbage man. I’m just “emptying” my mind. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
Why did the “Practice” actor win over the “Sopranos” guys? Because sometimes the underdog wins, especially if he’s a scrappy lawyer. Part of the 40… Read More »1999 Archive: The Michael Badalucco Upset
Why was the 1999 summer so hot? Because Carlos Santana and Rob Thomas created a song that literally refused to stop playing until the year… Read More »1999 Legacy: The “Smooth” by Santana
Demanding that the entire family arrive at the local diner by 3:00 PM to secure the prime table before the early-bird crowd completely paralyzes the… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Country Buffet Stampede
Why Casper Van Dien? For proving that the only thing “lost” was the audience’s interest. Part of the 37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon,… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Tarzan and the Lost City
I’m not a fan of Velcro. It’s just a total rip-off. Part of the 52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 “Pre-Millennium” Archive archive. Historically Verified
Why did the blonde buy two copies of Titanic on VHS? She wanted to see if Jack survived on the second tape. Part of the… Read More »1998 Classic: The Titanic VHS
A guy tells his lawyer, “I want everything in the divorce. The house, the car, and the computer.” The lawyer asks, “What about the kids?”… Read More »1997 Classic: The Divorce
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