Why was the military-industrial complex happy? Because “Security” became the new “Defense,” and suddenly every airport needed technology that was previously reserved for Area 51.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!