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2003 Vintage: The Church Van Tape Farewell

The youth group driver officially retiring the worn-out cassette tape adapter and celebrating the arrival of a dashboard CD player that skips for three seconds every time the van hits a pothole.

Part of the 35 Religious Jokes: The 2003 “Flip Phones, iPod Ministry & Khaki Sunday Schools” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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