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1998 Vintage: The Tarzan and the Lost City

 Why Casper Van Dien? For proving that the only thing “lost” was the audience’s interest.

Part of the 37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon, Godzilla & Gigli’s Ancestors” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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