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2000 Vintage: The Trash Can

 I’m a garbage man. I’m just “emptying” my mind.

Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@DialUp_Dreamer03/22/2003 11:32Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
@Wrestling_Nut10/05/2015 18:12Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
@Rocket_Power_9903/06/2006 05:28We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
@Bad_Luck_Brian09/28/2011 01:15Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
@Streamer_Pro_9909/30/2014 17:43Thanks for the donation and the joke!

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