2017 Vintage: The “Bodak Yellow” Queen
Cardi B just arrived to tell us that she makes “bloody moves.” I’m still just making “moves toward the fridge.” Part of the 66 Observational… Read More »2017 Vintage: The “Bodak Yellow” Queen
2016 Classic: The Ghost
“I liked the old bulb. It had a more ‘analog’ flicker.” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2016 – The Summer of Pokémon GO… Read More »2016 Classic: The Ghost
2015 Archive: Best Rap/Sung Collaboration
Why “The Monster”? Because Rihanna and Eminem are the “Toxic Relationship” the Grammys just can’t quit. Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The 2015 “Stay… Read More »2015 Archive: Best Rap/Sung Collaboration
2015 Vintage: The Hat
Her Sunday hat is so big it’s causing a localized eclipse. Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Hat
2014 Archive: The Alexa Launch
Why did the blonde start talking to her cylinder-shaped Pringles can? She heard about the new “Amazon Echo” and thought her snacks were now voice-activated.… Read More »2014 Archive: The Alexa Launch
2013 Classic: The Wii Sports Senior Tournament
The senior ministry hosting a virtual bowling and tennis championship in the fellowship hall, which ends abruptly when an elderly lady accidentally throws the wireless… Read More »2013 Classic: The Wii Sports Senior Tournament
2012 Archive: The Skyfall Premiere
Why was Bond so gloomy? Because after 50 years, even 007 realized that “Cyber-terrorism” is a lot less fun than a guy with a golden… Read More »2012 Archive: The Skyfall Premiere
2012 Vintage: Instagram Buys by Facebook
Why was there a “monopoly” at the table? Because Mark Zuckerberg bought the “filtered photo app” for $1 billion, and now Mom felt like her… Read More »2012 Vintage: Instagram Buys by Facebook
2011 Vintage: Breaking Dawn
Part 1: Why was the wedding so pale? Because Bella and Edward finally tied the knot, and the only thing scarier than a vampire baby… Read More »2011 Vintage: Breaking Dawn
2010 Legacy: The Tablet
Why did the blonde try to write on her monitor with a pencil? She heard “tablet PCs” were the new thing. Part of the 51… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Tablet