Robert Pattinson is the moodiest Batman ever. 2022 is a very “eyeliner-and-rain” year. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 2022 Slap & Soar archive.… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Batman “Something in the Way”
“Write a poem about a light bulb in the style of a pirate.” Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: 2022 – The Year of… Read More »2022 Archive: The ChatGPT Early User
“I’m taking you somewhere expensive tonight!” “A steakhouse?” “No, the gas station. I’m going to fill the tank AND buy a bag of premium beef jerky.… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Inflation Logic
Why was it a “New Abnormal”? Because it was the night the “Queen” (Beyoncé) took her throne as the GOAT, the “Poet” (Taylor) won from… Read More »2021 Archive: The 2021 Final Grammy Vibe
She says the guest room curtains are “passive-aggressive.” Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2021 “NFT & Metaverse” Edition archive. Historically Verified
Why was the accountant dancing on the office stairs? He watched Joker and now thinks his tax audit is a “comedy” rather than a tragedy. Part of… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Joker Steps
I’m “erasing” the memory of the coffee cup in Winterfell. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive.… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Delete
Why did the blonde splash water on her face? She clicked “Refresh” on her browser. Part of the 41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2019 Archive… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Refresh
She says the guest room curtains are “passive-aggressive.” Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Alexa” Edition archive. Historically Verified
Why was there a Tesla in space? Because Elon Musk decided that the best way to test a rocket was to send a red convertible… Read More »2018 Classic: Falcon Heavy & Starman
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