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🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many professors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one...read more »

How many idiots does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five hundr...read more »

How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb? What ...read more »

How many stand-up comedians does it take to change a light bulb? ...read more »

How many Brits does it take to change a light bulb? None. They ju...read more »

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb? One. He...read more »

How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb? None. ...read more »

How many bassists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The ...read more »

In 2010, the world felt like a dream within a dream. Steve Jobs g...read more »

How many interns does it take to change a light bulb? One, but th...read more »

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one...read more »

In 2018, the world felt the "snap." Half of the universe disappea...read more »

In 2006, the world was shifting gears. Twitter (now X) launched w...read more »

In 1999, we were all living on the edge of the future. We were pa...read more »

@Twister_Chaser03/25/1997 04:21A F5 of a joke! Intense!

@Sixth_Sense_Cole09/14/2014 22:03I see funny people... everywhere!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam05/18/2008 10:34I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@Coffee_Addict02/08/2004 03:57404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!

@Rewritable_CD08/02/2006 02:05I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Magic_SchoolBus01/28/2012 16:39Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!

@Hey_Arnold_Fan04/23/2010 18:55Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!