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2002 Legacy: The Low-Rise Denim Crisis

 Jeans have officially dropped so low this year that “sitting down” has become a high-stakes social gamble.

Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Napster_King11/05/2003 03:41I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
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@Macarena_Dancer10/31/1999 07:13Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
@Nsync_Justin09/10/2012 21:34Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@Linkin_Park_Fan02/16/2000 00:19In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
@Badger_Badger_M11/10/2015 17:33Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
@First_World_P02/14/1998 08:24My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@Tagged_Network04/30/1996 18:22You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
@Opera_User_9906/20/2009 19:24Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.

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