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2002 Archive: The “Force Protection Condition” (FPCON)

Why was it always “Delta”? To ensure that everyone was as stressed as possible while checking IDs at the gate for 12 hours straight.

Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2002 “Axis of Evil & Anaconda Boots” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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