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2001 Archive: The Ghosts of Mars

 Why did John Carpenter make the list? Because fighting ghosts on Mars looked like leftovers from a heavy metal music video set in the 80s.

Part of the 36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2001 “Glitter, Green & Gorilla” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2025 Legacy: Worst Screenplay
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2025 Classic: Worst Actor
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pikachu_Fan_8803/12/2000 12:51Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
@Optical_Mouse_9901/23/2002 11:23I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
@Old_School_Frank02/09/2012 17:51We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
@Netscape_Now_B06/22/2007 06:38I clicked the button and it brought me here!
@Prodigy_User_X05/06/2008 17:54Way better than the Prodigy boards!
@Leeroy_Jenkins03/07/1996 15:50At least I have chicken... and this joke!
@Trogdor_Burn01/08/2002 20:31Burninating the countryside with laughter!

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