2017 Classic: The FaceID “Mask”
Why was the IT guy wearing a 3D-printed face? He was “testing the security” of the iPhone X (he just wanted to unlock the boss’s… Read More »2017 Classic: The FaceID “Mask”
2017 Vintage: The John Wick Chapter 2
He’s still mad about the dog, and now he’s in Rome. Don’t touch his suits. Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2017 Spinner Revolution… Read More »2017 Vintage: The John Wick Chapter 2
2017 Vintage: The Alexander Skarsgård Win
Why him? For being a husband so terrifying that fans on the street started running away from him (even though they still think he’s handsome).… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Alexander Skarsgård Win
2016 Classic: The Drake (Views) Fan
One, but he just sits on the edge of the light fixture with his legs dangling. Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2016 –… Read More »2016 Classic: The Drake (Views) Fan
2016 Vintage: The Launch of the iPhone 7 (No Headphone Jack)
Why were we all “brave”? Because Apple removed the 3.5mm jack, telling us that “courage” meant buying $159 AirPods that we would immediately lose in… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Launch of the iPhone 7 (No Headphone Jack)
2016 Vintage: The Water
I’m “streaming” my gameplay live. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Classic: The Cyber-Consultation
“Doctor, I feel cold.” “Try turning up the brightness on your monitor.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition… Read More »2016 Classic: The Cyber-Consultation
2016 Legacy: The Black Mirror
She watched the episode about social ratings. Now she’s “rating” my performance as a husband. I’m currently a 1.2. Part of the 57 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Black Mirror
2015 Vintage: The Tupperware Archaeology
Discovering a cracked, frosted plastic bowl in the fellowship kitchen freezer containing unknown frozen contents securely labeled “Parish Picnic – July 2005.” Part of the… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Tupperware Archaeology
2015 Legacy: The Jam
I’m “jamming” to the top 40. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified