2019 Classic: The Alarm Clock

She says my alarm clock is “brave” for thinking I’ll get out of bed on the first ring.

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

My mother-in-law told me: „My son would have been a millionaire i...read more »

We got a new car for the mother-in-law – that Government scrappag...read more »

What are the two worst things about your mother-in-law? Her faces...read more »

Sound advice or just a repetitive cycle of humor?If you stand in ...read more »

In 2016, you couldn’t walk down the street without tripping over ...read more »

My mother-in-law stopped by for a visit one day. I asked her, “Ho...read more »

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to ...read more »

My mother-in-law told me she wants me to treat her like a queen. ...read more »

Definition of mixed emotions. Seeing your mother-in-law drive ove...read more »

Waking up is hard to do, but family makes it faster.I don’t need ...read more »

Unlock the humor in everyday household mysteries.My mother-in-law...read more »

My wife said: ‘Can my mother come down for the weekend?’ So I sai...read more »

Speed and distance are key to a healthy family dynamic.My mother-...read more »

A man is walking in the park when he sees his friend looking very...read more »

@Dumb_And_Dumber07/25/2009 22:15So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@HTML_Hacker08/25/2010 08:32<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!

@Floppy_Fanatic05/11/2013 17:56Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@Map_Maker_X03/18/2002 11:30The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.

@Viewer_Number_108/16/2009 19:44First! And it’s funny!