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1998 Classic: The Calculator

 She used a calculator to show me that I’ve spent $400 on “unnecessary joy” this year.

Part of the 71 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1998 “Star Wars & Search Engines” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Gift of Silence
Finding the perfect gift is an art form in any relationship.For m...read more »
What are the two worst things...
What are the two worst things about your mother-in-law? Her faces...read more »
2005 Joke: My Mother-In-Law Told Me
My mother-in-law told me she wants me to treat her like a queen. ...read more »
Mother in law got pulled over....
Mother in law got pulled over. Cop asked: "Whats in the bottle?" ...read more »
59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2023 “ChatGPT & Barbie” Edition
In 2023, everyone was asking ChatGPT to do their homework and won...read more »
2019 Joke: Two Guys Were Talking
Two guys were talking at a bar. The first one said, “My mother-in...read more »
68 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, the world was obsessed with the sinking of the Tita...read more »
59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World” Edition
In 2012, we were all half-expecting the world to end on December ...read more »
1997 Joke: My Dog Bit My
My dog bit my mother-in-law. My neighbor asked, “Are you going to...read more »
2020 Joke: A Man Comes Home
A man comes home and finds his mother-in-law passed out on the li...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WinAmp_Shaker08/27/2015 12:13It really whips the llama's ass!
@Encarta_Explorer09/22/2004 06:05I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@Tamagotchi_Sitter03/09/2013 06:10My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@Speed_Racer_Go10/30/1999 02:38Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
@Joe_Cartoon_G11/20/2000 15:31Press the button for more humor!
@Cool_Story_Bro06/18/2002 08:56Actually, it IS a cool story!
@Slow_Clap_Guy07/29/1999 22:13...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!
@Web_2_0_Fan06/10/2008 23:46This is the future of humor!

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