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2017 Classic: The FaceID “Mask”

 Why was the IT guy wearing a 3D-printed face? He was “testing the security” of the iPhone X (he just wanted to unlock the boss’s phone).

Part of the 78 Office Groaners: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & FaceID” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebSurfer_X04/05/2000 17:02Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@Tamagotchi_Sitter05/20/2000 20:11My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@Limp_Bizkit_Fan05/11/2015 11:10Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
@Offspring_Guy06/11/2003 20:35The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Dexter_Lab_Fan06/29/2013 10:38Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@Prestige_World_W01/25/2010 19:22Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
@Epic_Fail_Guy06/03/1996 06:51This joke is an Epic Win!
@Captain_Obvious11/07/2006 01:36This is a comment on a funny joke.

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