2015 Vintage: The “Hitman
Agent 47″ Logic: Why? For proving that just because a character is bald doesn’t mean the movie has a head on its shoulders. Part of the… Read More »2015 Vintage: The “Hitman
2015 Legacy: The TED Talks
Why did every backpacker sound like a life coach? Because they watched three videos and were now explaining “the power of vulnerability” to the bartender.… Read More »2015 Legacy: The TED Talks
2015 Legacy: The Jam
I’m “jamming” to the top 40. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Archive: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
The church choir silently sweating through an unseasonably warm autumn Sunday because their stiff synthetic robes are completely impervious to the sanctuary’s weak ceiling fans.… Read More »2014 Archive: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
2014 Classic: The GoPro
A guy has a camera strapped to his head while drinking a pint. The bartender asks, “Extreme sports?” The guy says, “No, I just want… Read More »2014 Classic: The GoPro
2013 Legacy: The Divorce Settlement
Why did the lawyer get the Netflix profile? Because he proved he was the only one who didn’t ruin the “Recommendations” with rom-coms. Part of… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Divorce Settlement
2012 Legacy: The London
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / London. / London who? / London (Lend-an) ear, the Olympics are starting! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2012 Legacy: The London
2012 Vintage: The Skyfall Bond
One. He doesn’t change it; he just stands in the shadows looking cool while a chandelier crashes. Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2012… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Skyfall Bond
2011 Vintage: The “Twilight” Birth Scene
Why was it hit? For making “vampire surgery” a thing that we all now have to live with. Part of the 41 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »2011 Vintage: The “Twilight” Birth Scene
2011 Archive: The New Year’s Resolution
“In 2012, I’m going to spend more time in the real world… or at least get a better filter for my photos.” Part of the… Read More »2011 Archive: The New Year’s Resolution