Skip to content
Home » The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025 » 2011 Vintage: The “Twilight” Birth Scene

2011 Vintage: The “Twilight” Birth Scene

 Why was it hit? For making “vampire surgery” a thing that we all now have to live with.

Part of the 41 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2011 “Jack, Jill & The Sandler Sweep” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The "Steamboat Willie" Horror
 Why was it a target? For proving that just because a mouse is in...read more »
2025 Archive: The CGI Dwarfs
 Why were they mocked? Because they looked like a group of haunte...read more »
2025 Classic: Worst Actor
 Why Jack Black? For A Minecraft Movie, where his acting was as f...read more »
33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2005 “Dirty Love, Wax Houses & Couch Jumps” Edition
In 2005, the 26th Razzie Awards feasted on a year where high-prof...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Borderlands Casting
 Why was it hit? For hiring Kevin Hart and Cate Blanchett to stan...read more »
32 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2010 “Airbender, SATC 2 & Twilight Tussle” Edition
In 2010, the 31st Razzie Awards had to deal with a historical cul...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Elio" Delay
 Why was it hit? For being a Pixar movie that was delayed so long...read more »
2025 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actor
 Why Gal Gadot? For playing the Evil Queen with the same level of...read more »
2025 Vintage: Snow White’s Poison Apple
 Why did Snow White dominate the nominations? Because Disney mana...read more »
2025 Vintage: Mufasa’s Prequel
 Why was Mufasa: The Lion King hit? For proving that we didn't ne...read more »

😜 More from category: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2023 Legacy: The "Johnny & Clyde" CGI
 Why was it hit? For having a giant demon that looked like it was...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Actor Runner-up
 Why Jason Momoa? For appearing in a pink leather jacket and a fr...read more »
2025 Archive: The "F1" Budget
 Why Brad Pitt? For a movie so expensive that the Razzies decided...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SoundBlaster_1610/17/1996 00:24I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
@Cyber_Traveler03/26/1999 08:45Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
@Blue_Screen_Survivor02/07/2002 09:59At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
@QuickTime_Viewer12/28/2002 09:20Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
@Pizza_Pizza_9901/31/2007 04:12Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@Winamp_Playlist12/22/2011 20:28Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
@Chain_Mail_Hater11/27/1997 21:43I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
@Toolbar_Hater05/24/2010 14:07My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!

Yearly Joke Archive

Leave a Reply

Human Humor: Eco

We use 0% cookies and no tracking. Saving energy and protecting your privacy.