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1997 Archive: The Screw

 I’m a mechanic. I’m just turning things around.

Part of the 62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@SpaceJam_Fan08/18/2009 15:30Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
@Duke_Nukem_Fan03/09/2001 15:38I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
@Sid_Meier_Fan05/27/2015 02:40Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
@Scream_Fan_9604/02/2010 20:25What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
@Palm_Pilot_User11/20/2014 08:14Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
@Backstreet_Fan08/16/1995 12:36I want it that way... the funny way!
@Silicon_Valley_Fan11/24/2007 01:36This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
@Kernel_Panic_9803/09/1995 04:07This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
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