I’m a mechanic. I’m just turning things around.
Part of the 62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
I want it that way... the funny way!
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.