2013 Legacy: The Divorce Settlement

Why did the lawyer get the Netflix profile? Because he proved he was the only one who didn’t ruin the “Recommendations” with rom-coms.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer wanted to be buried with a "Fast Charging Cable" just i...read more »

The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means.Why did ...read more »

Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »

In 1998, the legal profession was defined by one question: "What ...read more »

A masterclass in asking the right questions at the wrong time."Is...read more »

Time is money, especially when it’s someone else’s time.A lawyer ...read more »

In 2016, the boundary between reality and digital life vanished. ...read more »

A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to a "Fully Autono...read more »

Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »

Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »

A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »

He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »

In 2018, the legal world found its new gold mine: privacy regulat...read more »

A lawyer sued the $30 "Robot-Pressed" coffee. He argued the robo...read more »

@Inkjet_Printers10/07/2012 15:12Low on cyan, but high on laughs!

@Donnie_Darko_8802/11/2007 00:02Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.

@Wayne_World_Ex11/29/2008 17:21Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!

@Grumpy_Cat_Real12/01/1999 12:57I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).

@Spawn_Camper_J10/08/2013 03:00I’m staying right here until I read every joke.

@Keep_Calm_Fan04/26/1997 19:24Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.