2020 Archive: Best Rap Song
Why “A Lot”? Because 21 Savage and J. Cole proved that you can have a hit and a message at the same time. Part of… Read More »2020 Archive: Best Rap Song
2020 Vintage: The Anita
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita haircut, urgently! Part of the 44 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2020 Lockdown Edition… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Anita
2019 Classic: The Alarm Clock
She says my alarm clock is “brave” for thinking I’ll get out of bed on the first ring. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The… Read More »2019 Classic: The Alarm Clock
2019 Archive: The “And that’s the tea” Quote
Why was the secretary sipping from a mug and looking at the manager? Because she just heard some “Corporate Gossip” and she’s living for it.… Read More »2019 Archive: The “And that’s the tea” Quote
2019 Vintage: The Cassette Ribbon Pencil Rescue
Using a yellow wooden pencil to manually spin the plastic gears of an old country music tape that got mangled by the dashboard player’s teeth.… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Cassette Ribbon Pencil Rescue
2018 Vintage: The Resignation of Nikki Haley
Why did she leave the UN? To spend more time being “not currently in the administration,” which is a great place to be if you’re… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Resignation of Nikki Haley
2018 Legacy: The Alexa Microwave
We bought a microwave you can talk to. My wife is mad because I spend more time talking to the appliance about my popcorn than… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Alexa Microwave
2018 Vintage: The “GPS” Jamming in Norway
Why the NATO panic? Because Russia proved that “Digital Navigation” is a “Privilege,” not a “Right.” Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 2018 “Space… Read More »2018 Vintage: The “GPS” Jamming in Norway
2017 Legacy: The Ken
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2017 Spinner… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Ken
2017 Vintage: The John Wick Chapter 2
He’s still mad about the dog, and now he’s in Rome. Don’t touch his suits. Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2017 Spinner Revolution… Read More »2017 Vintage: The John Wick Chapter 2