The official song of every guy wearing aviator sunglasses at a pool party. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2010 Inception of Social Media… Read More »2010 Vintage: The “Cooler Than Me” Mike Posner
The sanctuary platform featuring thick, deep-pile red carpeting that preserves the exact footprints of the altar servers for several hours after the service ends. Part… Read More »2010 Classic: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
The pastor attempting to type his Sunday sermon notes on a tiny, 10-inch netbook computer, which requires him to type with only two fingers because… Read More »2010 Archive: The Netbook Sermon Writing
I’m “jamming” to Lady Gaga. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
My husband is convinced a giant iPhone is coming. I told him he already has a laptop. He said, “But this one won’t have a… Read More »2009 Archive: The iPad Rumors
I’m “going” in circles. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
“I have no personality.” “Don’t worry, you can buy a ‘Skin’ for that online.” Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch &… Read More »2007 Archive: The Personality
I’m “pining” for more battery life. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
The college ministry leader suggesting they create a “Facebook Event” for the upcoming Bible study, prompting a two-hour lecture from the church elders about how… Read More »2006 Archive: The Facebook Invitation Debate
“I’ll have the red that isn’t Pluto-colored.” Part of the 75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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