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2007 Classic: The Wood

 I’m “pining” for more battery life.

Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Toy_Story_Buzz03/23/2006 10:01To infinity and beyond hilarious!
@Web_Master_Flex05/17/1996 09:39I am adding this to my links page right now.
@Friends_Lover07/31/1995 11:19Could this joke BE any funnier?
@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam06/24/2009 15:11I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
@Memento_Guy10/20/2009 09:04Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo05/21/1998 23:37Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
@Under_Const_Gif06/16/2014 00:46This site is never finished... with humor!
@Map_Maker_X05/02/2013 03:52The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
@Shoes_Kelly_Fan10/13/2010 02:09OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!

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