I’m “pining” for more battery life.
Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
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To infinity and beyond hilarious!
I am adding this to my links page right now.
Could this joke BE any funnier?
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
This site is never finished... with humor!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!