2000 Archive: The Butcher
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A “pork chop.” Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive archive. Historically… Read More »2000 Archive: The Butcher
1999 Archive: The Baggy Pants Drag
Watching students use safety pins to hold up the bottoms of their wide-leg jeans so they wouldn’t soak up puddle water on the walk to… Read More »1999 Archive: The Baggy Pants Drag
1999 Archive: Britney vs. Christina
What was the biggest debate at the girls’ table? Whether “Baby One More Time” or “Genie in a Bottle” was the official anthem of the… Read More »1999 Archive: Britney vs. Christina
1999 Legacy: The Best Animated Short
Why did Bunny win? Because even in a room full of stars, a moth and a rabbit can still steal the show. Part of the… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Best Animated Short
1999 Classic: The Inheritance
Why did the lawyer check the obituary in 1999? To see who wouldn’t be around to witness the Y2K bug. Part of the 49 Lawyer… Read More »1999 Classic: The Inheritance
1999 Classic: The Manchester United Treble
Why were Bayern Munich fans crying in the 91st minute? Because Teddy Sheringham and Ole Gunnar Solskjaer turned a Champions League final into a magic… Read More »1999 Classic: The Manchester United Treble
1999 Classic: The Banana
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Banana. / Banana who? / Knock, knock… (The eternal loop) Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1999… Read More »1999 Classic: The Banana
1998 Classic: The Calculator
She used a calculator to show me that I’ve spent $400 on “unnecessary joy” this year. Part of the 71 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1998 “Star… Read More »1998 Classic: The Calculator
1997 Classic: The Street Magician
“Is this your bulb?” Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Legacy: The Notting Hill
She wants me to be more romantic. I told her I’m just a boy, standing in front of a girl, asking her where she put… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Notting Hill