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1999 Archive: Britney vs. Christina

 What was the biggest debate at the girls’ table? Whether “Baby One More Time” or “Genie in a Bottle” was the official anthem of the new millennium.

Part of the 39 Christmas Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s… 1999” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Gopher_Explorer01/28/2003 17:55Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Flash_Animator02/02/1999 01:06I should make a stickman movie about this.
@Pokemon_Blue03/04/2000 19:02Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
@Lion_King_Simba08/18/2002 19:58Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@Clueless_Dionne09/25/2002 03:46Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
@Judge_Dredd_Law02/21/2008 09:46I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
@Top_Gun_Maverick11/09/1998 10:49I feel the need... the need for comedy!
@True_Story_Neil10/30/2008 16:35True story! I was there!

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