Why? Because in 2021, you’re not “Combat Ready” unless your jump rope is connected to your smartphone.
Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2021 “Kabul Airlift & AUKUS Awkwardness” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The "Total Force" Burnout
Why the AI? Because the AI is the only thing that isn't on its 10...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Virtual" Veteran
Why was the 2025 parade on the "Metaverse"? Because it’s the only...read more »
40 Military Jokes: The 2022 “Javelins & Ghost Stories” Edition
In 2022, the military world realized that a 1980s tank is no matc...read more »
34 Military Jokes: The 2017 “Mother of All Bombs & Fire and Fury” Edition
In 2017, the military realized that "Strategic Patience" was offi...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Transformation" of the Navy (Constellation-class)
Why the delays? Because building a "Simple Frigate" in 2024 turns...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Total Force" Burnout
Why the Guard? Because they’ve spent more time on "Active Duty" i...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Over-the-Horizon" Fatigue
Why the drone operators' strike? Because "Remote Warfare" is star...read more »
36 Military Jokes: The 2019 “Space Force & Skyborg’s Dawn” Edition
In 2019, the military realized that "The Future" is already here,...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Smart" Dust Intelligence
Why were the 2025 spies so small? Because the military started us...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Laser" Point-Defense
Why the "Pew-Pew" sounds? Because the Air Force realized that if ...read more »
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40 Military Jokes: The 2001 “End of the Intermission” Edition
In 2001, the "New World Order" of the 90s evaporated in a single ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Over-the-Horizon" Robot
Why the "Dog-Drone"? Because a mechanical dog doesn't need to be ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Artillery" Renaissance
Why did we go back to 155mm shells? Because in 2024, we realized ...read more »
38 Military Jokes: The 2018 “Space Force & Strava Maps” Edition
In 2018, the military realized that "Operational Security" (OPSEC...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
Actually, it IS a cool story!