1999 Classic: The Inheritance

Why did the lawyer check the obituary in 1999? To see who wouldn’t be around to witness the Y2K bug.

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@Diablo_Cow_Level07/11/1996 16:51There is no cow level, but there is this joke!

@Incredibles_Dash06/28/2009 06:10That was super fast and super funny!

@Student_Life_0110/26/2014 14:57Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.

@Mr_Blonde_Dance07/01/1999 11:40Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.

@CompuServe_Classic11/23/2008 13:22Premium humor for premium members.

@CounterStrike_Pro06/08/2001 09:27Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!

@Terran_Marine10/07/2000 11:27Go, go, go! More jokes!

@True_Story_Neil10/26/2002 06:11True story! I was there!